Jokes – Kiki's Adventures

Kiki likes to have fun and you should too!

Here are some of Kiki’s favorite jokes in English.

What does a cloud wear?

Thunderwear!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Who was that owl who did all the tricks?

Who-dini.

What kind of vegetable is angry?

A steamed carrot!

How does the moon stay up in the sky?

Moonbeams!

Why isn't there a clock in the library?

Because it tocks too much.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!

Would February March?

No, but April May.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What did the lunchbox say to the banana?

You really have appeal.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're my type!

How does a hurricane see?

With one eye.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her parents were in a jam.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her!

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words!

What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat.

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow!

What do you call a ghost’s true love?

His ghoul-friend.

What building in New York has the most stories?

The public library!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister!

What did the science book say to the math book?

Wow, you've got problems.

How do squids get to school?

They take an octobus.

Where do mermaids look for jobs?

The kelp-wanted section.

Why did the woman become an archaeologist?

Because her career was in ruins.

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

A strawberry.

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With a can of tomato paste.

What do you call a rabbit with lice?

Bugs Bunny.

Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

Why don't eggs like to gamble?

They always get a raw deal.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why are strawberries natural musicians?

They love to jam.